Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Mystery ... Mushroom?

What are you, strangely phallic objects that sprung overnight from a loosely mounded dirt pile in my front yard?

Are you some sort of horrible fungus?

What is the disgusting black-brown sludge oozing from beneath your crown?

Are some sort of horrible, quick growing Styro-shroom?

Or is my yard just happy to see me?